If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
20251h 53m6.4
Drama
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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Lonsdale Alhambra
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Lockworks Cinema
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) is currently showing at cinemas across the United Kingdom. With a runtime of 1h 53m, this drama film is available in standard and premium formats at selected venues. Browse the showtimes above to find a convenient screening near you and book directly with the cinema.
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