Titanique
Criterion Theatre
About Titanique
Titanique is the hilarious, creatively unhinged musical that reimagines the Titanic disaster as told through the songs of Céline Dion. When Céline herself boards the ship and encounters Jack, Rose, Cal and the rest of the doomed passengers, the result is a campy, laugh-out-loud spoof that is as outrageous as it is brilliantly clever.
Every song is a Céline Dion hit repurposed to devastating comic effect — 'My Heart Will Go On', 'All By Myself', 'It's All Coming Back to Me Now' and many more. At the intimate Criterion Theatre, this 100-minute burst of pure comedic energy has become the West End's hottest cult hit. If you love Céline, Titanic or just really, really silly comedy, Titanique is for you.
Why you'll love it
- ✓The funniest cult hit in the West End — outrageous, camp and brilliantly clever
- ✓Every song is a Céline Dion hit — repurposed to hilarious effect
- ✓The performer playing Céline is a comedic force of nature
- ✓100 minutes, no interval — a concentrated blast of comedy genius
- ✓The intimate Criterion Theatre is the perfect venue for this wild ride
Good to know
Nearest tube
Piccadilly Circus (1 min walk)
Interval
No interval — the show runs straight through for approximately 100 minutes
Dress code
Casual — many fans come in Titanic or Céline-themed outfits
Accessibility
Wheelchair spaces available. The show is highly visual and physical
Criterion Theatre
218-220 Piccadilly, London W1J 9HR
Audience reviews
Ashley G.
1 week ago
“I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. The Céline impression is OUTRAGEOUS. If you love camp comedy, run don't walk.”
Lauren D.
2 weeks ago
“Best night out I've had in ages. The whole audience was screaming with laughter. 'My Heart Will Go On' had us in tears.”
Chris K.
3 weeks ago
“Absolutely bonkers in the best way. You don't need to be a Céline fan (though it helps). Just go with it.”
Frequently asked questions
How long is Titanique?
The show runs for approximately 100 minutes with no interval.
Do I need to know Titanic or Céline Dion?
Knowing the film and Céline's music makes it funnier, but the comedy works regardless. The show explains everything you need to know.
Where is the Criterion Theatre?
The Criterion Theatre is at 218-220 Piccadilly, London W1J 9HR — literally underneath the neon signs at Piccadilly Circus.
Is it suitable for children?
Titanique is recommended for ages 12+. It contains sexual humour, strong language and camp comedy that is primarily aimed at adults.
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