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泰坦尼号音乐剧
Comedy

泰坦尼号音乐剧

Criterion Theatre · 1h 40m · 12+

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简介 泰坦尼号音乐剧

Titanique is the most delightfully unhinged show in London right now — a hilarious parody musical in which Céline Dion gate-crashes the story of the Titanic and proceeds to make the entire disaster about herself, her feelings, and her extraordinary back catalogue. Playing at the intimate and perfectly chosen Criterion Theatre in the heart of Piccadilly Circus, this wickedly clever comedy reimagines the Jack and Rose love story with Céline as narrator, life coach and occasionally unwanted co-lead, soundtracking every emotional beat with her real songs in hilariously inappropriate contexts. The result is 90 minutes of pure, uncut theatrical joy.

For lovers of outrageous comedy that refuses to apologise, Titanique sits alongside The Book of Mormon at the Prince of Wales Theatre as one of the funniest shows currently running on the London West End — though Titanique achieves its carnage with considerably less profanity and a great deal more Céline. Like Six the Musical at the Vaudeville Theatre, it proves that shorter shows can be every bit as satisfying as a three-hour epic, arriving and leaving before you even have time to stop laughing. If you enjoyed the sharp ensemble comedy of Mean Girls, Titanique delivers a similarly knowing, pop-culture-savvy sensibility.

The Criterion Theatre is one of London's most beautiful underground venues, located directly on Piccadilly Circus with the tube station essentially on the doorstep — it genuinely doesn't get more central than this for West End theatre. Titanique is perfect for groups, birthday celebrations, Céline fans, Titanic fans, and anyone who simply wants to laugh until they ache. Book your tickets now for the most gleefully absurd night out in London theatre.

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亮点推荐

  • The funniest cult hit in the West End — outrageous, camp and brilliantly clever
  • Every song is a Céline Dion hit — repurposed to hilarious effect
  • The performer playing Céline is a comedic force of nature
  • 100 minutes, no interval — a concentrated blast of comedy genius
  • The intimate Criterion Theatre is the perfect venue for this wild ride

须知事项

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最近地铁站

Piccadilly Circus (1 min walk)

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中场休息

No interval — the show runs straight through for approximately 100 minutes

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着装要求

Casual — many fans come in Titanic or Céline-themed outfits

无障碍设施

Wheelchair spaces available. The show is highly visual and physical

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Criterion Theatre

218-220 Piccadilly, London W1J 9HR

观众评价

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Ashley G.

1 week ago

I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. The Céline impression is OUTRAGEOUS. If you love camp comedy, run don't walk.

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Lauren D.

2 weeks ago

Best night out I've had in ages. The whole audience was screaming with laughter. 'My Heart Will Go On' had us in tears.

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Chris K.

3 weeks ago

Absolutely bonkers in the best way. You don't need to be a Céline fan (though it helps). Just go with it.

常见问题

How long is Titanique?

The show runs for approximately 100 minutes with no interval.

Do I need to know Titanic or Céline Dion?

Knowing the film and Céline's music makes it funnier, but the comedy works regardless. The show explains everything you need to know.

Where is the Criterion Theatre?

The Criterion Theatre is at 218-220 Piccadilly, London W1J 9HR — literally underneath the neon signs at Piccadilly Circus.

Is it suitable for children?

Titanique is recommended for ages 12+. It contains sexual humour, strong language and camp comedy that is primarily aimed at adults.

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